How shrunk, how dwindled, in our times Creation's mighty seed - For Man has broke the Fellowship With murder, lust, and greed.

But nothing is more opaque than absolute transparency.

I hope that people will finally come to realize that there is only one 'race' - the human race - and that we are all members of it.

Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them.

Canada was built on dead beavers.

A divorce is like an amputation: you survive it, but there's less of you.

We still think of a powerful man as a born leader and a powerful woman as an anomaly.

You can only be jealous of someone who has something you think you ought to have yourself.

Nature is to zoos as God is to churches.

If the national mental illness of the United States is megalomania, that of Canada is paranoid schizophrenia.

Another belief of mine; that everyone else my age is an adult, whereas I am merely in disguise.

No iron can stab the heart with such force as a period put just at the right place.

Parents shouldn't leave their kids unless —unless they've got to.

The good physician treats the disease the great physician treats the patient who has the disease.

Fine cooking is when the things you have cooked taste as they are

The military caste did not originate as a party of patriots, but as a party of bandits

I think that NATO is itself a war criminal.

Capitalism is war; socialism is peace.

Clearly there are always unintended consequences of any legislative or regulatory act that's taken in the heat of battle.

Literature + Illness = Illness

Legislators aren't known for being rocket scientists.