How sickness enlarges the dimension of a man’s self to himself!

Cards are war, in disguise of a sport.

All, all are gone, the old familiar faces.

The greatest pleasure I know, is to do a good action by stealth, and to have it found out by accident.

Here cometh April again, and as far as I can see the world hath more fools in it than ever.

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.

How some they have died, and some they have left me, And some are taken from me; all are departed; All, all are gone, the old familiar faces.

I have had playmates, I have had companions; In my days of childhood, in my joyful school days - All, all are gone, the old familiar faces.

A poor relation—is the most irrelevant thing in nature.

How convalescence shrinks a man back to his pristine stature! where is now the space, which he occupied so lately, in his own, in the family's eye?

For God's sake (I never was more serious) don't make me ridiculous any more by terming me gentle-hearted in print.

Constant success shows us but one side of the world adversity brings out the reverse of the picture.

I have my very own Oscar now to be with me until death us do part.

When you start comparing yourself to another man's mirror, that's when those negative thoughts start creeping in. My journey isn't anybody else's journey.

Television is more of a business. You can't take as many risks, because there's so many channels now, and the advertising's dropping.

Treat all economic questions from the viewpoint of the consumer, for the interests of the consumer are the interests of the human race.

When your mind is flooded with the pure light of nirvana, which is happiness itself, you will be delighted with whatever occurs to you.

We are given two of most of our body parts, either opposites or similarities, but not the tongue; except for my wife's which is forked.

A true artist is an ugly man.

As long as a word remains unspoken, you are its master; once you utter it, you are its slave.

There are those who see a problem and there are those who will not give up until they find a solution - finding a solution is what the Full Stop Foundation is about