How to make God laugh. Tell him your future plans.

Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.

If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.

My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.

Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon.

You rely too much on brain. The brain is the most overrated organ.

Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.

All people know the same truth. Our lives consist of how we choose to distort it.

Honey! Bring down a copy of my will - and an eraser!

To you, I'm an atheist.To God, I'm the loyal opposition.

God is silent. Now if only man would shut up.

Sin sorpresas, aunque sean disagredables, nadie estaria dispuesto a vivir.

If someone believes in god, is he a liar? He never saw god or any proof or evidence of god. He only heard about god.

A blissfully united family shines much brighter than most of life's greatest blessings.

The remnants of his adolescent vulnerability were all over his face.

Here is the riddle of love: Everything it gives to you, it takes away.

Contentment gives peace and joy in our minds and hearts, which is the reward of living God's way.

We meet no Stranger, but Ourself.

Customers must recognize that you stand for something.

I've seen country music go uptown, like we say, and I'm proud I was there when it happened.

I never wanted to be Marilyn - it just happened. Marilyn's like a veil I wear over Norma Jeane.