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Bullying new comics at open mic nights? NOT ON MY WATCH!

Appurv Gupta brings you a unique point of view that no other comedian in India does. Well worth a watch.

If you keep pretending you're in that book, it will make you not want to live in the life you're in.

Respect those who respects you, kick asses who don't.

It is the responsibility of each new generation to restore the authority of God in every sphere of life

The number of people who will not go to a show they do not want to see is unlimited.

I have the loftiest idea, and the most passionate one, of art. Much too lofty to agree to subject it to anything. Much too passionate to want to divorce it from anything.

Quitting’s not hard. Deciding to quit is hard. Once you make that mental leap, the rest is easy.” “Really? Was that how you quit me?

Why is there always one bloke in these boy bands who looks like he came to fix the boiler and somehow got bullied into joining the group?

Are you worried that, when you go to hell, you'll only be taking the local and not be on the express? Why would you look for a loophole to deny coverage to children with preexisting conditions?

Taking on an iconic character is difficult, sure, people associate different actors with a character that you're playing, but there's something in rehearsing and developing a new character.

There's two kinds of dirty - dirty and sewer-dirty. Danny Ferry is sewer-dirty and has been ever since he was at Duke.