How unreliable is the woman caught being faithful! Today she is faithful to you, tomorrow to another.

The streets of Vienna are paved with culture, the streets of other cities with asphalt.

Someone who can write aphorisms should not fritter away his time in essays.

Corruption is worse than prostitution. The latter might endanger the morals of an individual, the former invariably endangers the morals of the entire country.

I had a terrible vision: I saw an encyclopedia walk up to a polymath and open him up.

The sound principle of a topsy-turvy lifestyle in the framework of an upside-down world order has stood every test.

An aphorism is never exactly true; it is either a half-truth or one-and-a-half truths.

A writer is someone who can make a riddle out of an answer.

Newspapers have roughly the same relationship to life as fortune-tellers to metaphysics.

Christianity has enriched the erotic meal with the appetizer of curiosity and spoiled it with the dessert of remorse.

The devil is an optimist if he thinks he can make people worse than they are.

Emotions can lead you to culmination of success sometimes it leads you to nadir of failure

If mainstream culture thinks gender roles are unimportant, church culture makes them too important.

Whereas Nature does not admit of more than three dimensions ... it may justly seem very improper to talk of a solid ... drawn into a fourth, fifth, sixth, or further dimension.

I've been singing all my life. I've always wanted this. I sang in church, in school plays, and my parents gave me vocal lessons. My parents always said this was destined for me.

Mama always said that if it can't rain on you, you're indoors.

Coincidence is logical.

Hate me for who I am, I don't care. At least I'm not pretending to be someone I'm not.

Miracles happen on Christmas, Pat. Everybody knows that.

When God went to the cross he made even death itself a place of hope.

Relevance is not something you can predict. It is something you discover after the fact.