How was I supposed to know that you let two little bears hurt you, Goldilocks?" "Ah, yes, that mouth. I missed it. All mine now.

Now climb, young grasshopper, so your Kung Fu won't be weak.

Black hair, angelic face, and devil eyes.

Strawberry Shortcake called, she wants her outfit back

First rule of bodyguard detail: know where your 'body' is at all times.

If the sky could dream, it would dream of dragons.

The decorator of Las Colimas must have been a great admirer of both early Aztec and late Taco Bell architectural styles.

I'm welding the bimbo room shut.

She can tell you the height of the attacker from the trigonometry of the blood spatter, while I'm fuzzy on what trigonometry is.

I had forgotten that talking to you is like trying to pet a cactus." Saiman said dryly. "Thank you for reminding me." "Always happy to oblige.

Your headlights don't scare me.

Be kind, be all sympathy, For each and every human beingIs forced to fight against himself.

What our parents tell us when we are small seldom goes ignored, no matter how foolish it may be

Sometimes you have to go 'yippee-ki-yay' on a person who deserves it.

Make crime pay. Become a lawyer.

Most of us waste our energy through chattering - endlessly chattering, gossiping, criticising, backbiting.

If there is pain in my photographs, it relates to the pain in my own existence.

God Said: Let there be light! I said: Say please.

I find it difficult to watch myself... I find it boring.

Sometimes big things happen, and they echo. Those echoes crash across worlds. They are the ripples in the fabric of things. Often they manifest as storms. Reality is a fragile thing, after all.

GNP measures neither our courage, our wisdom neither our compassion. It measures everything except what makes life worthwhile