How we long to remove the clutter from our lives not realizing that the clutter is our lives.

Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things.

Cherish the friend who tells you a harsh truth, wanting ten times more to tell you a loving lie.

You can spend too much time wondering which of identical twins is the more alike.

What greater blessing to give thanks for at a family gathering than the family and the gathering.

Ever wonder what crime you committed that you are confined to a small enclosure above your sinuses, under permanent skull arrest?

If minutes were kept of a family gathering, they would show that "Members not Present" and "Subjects Discussed" were one and the same.

It finally happened. I got the GPS lady so confused, she said, "In one-quarter mile, make a legal stop and ask directions.

For the most part, we carnivores do not eat other carnivores. We prefer to eat our vegetarian friends.

On a windswept hill by a billowing sea, my destiny sits and waits for me.

It is not that love is blind. It is that love sees with a painter's eye, finding the essence that renders all else background.

Influence is everything. One wrong influence can single handedly destroy every bit of your innocence and innocence is the root of all wisdom.

Peace cannot be achieved they have to be plucked out of their pod.

Maybe talking like they do -- like every trivial conversation is the height of their youth -- is what being friends is. There's no way I would do that

Life itself is a rickety building

If I'm alone in the car and I fart, I still laugh at it. It's the little things that keep us civilised.

You are able to monitor and police your standards of quality once you have defined them.

Your poems are like God's birds; they fly into people's hearts.

Question every thought that causes suffering and test it against your own sense of truth.

I'm not trying to make myself look like a girl because I'm not a girl anymore. I'm very happy about being a grown woman.

If you want to live for all, you will never meet anywhere