How would I like to be seen? Very endearing, charming, intelligent, handsome.

There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend.

People who speak in metaphors should shampoo my crotch.

My whole career strategy has been to build a base so that I could take the roles I want to play. I'd hate to think that a shorter part might not be available because I was worried about my billing.

I'm Irish. I think about death all the time.

Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world.

With my sunglasses on, I'm Jack Nicholson. Without them, I'm fat and 60.

The minute that you're not learning I believe you're dead.

Human beings are always going to find interesting ways of making a mess of their lives. It's human nature.

I don't think many people have a very good understanding of leisure and the importance it plays in our lives.

Men dominate because of physicality, and thus they have mercy where women do not.

Definitions from Mulla Do-PiazaPoverty: The result of marriage.

After you have wept and grieved for your physical losses, cherish the functions and the life you have left.

As long as our civilisation keeps trundling along generally forwards, then there is the possibility of a future where ethnicity is merely an interesting badge, not a uniform you can't take off.

You can convey a lot of emotion with just some eyebrows and mouth movement.

Close your outer eyes and open your inner eyes.

I'm not a psychopath-I'm wearing a tie!

An ounce of practice is worth a ton of theory!

I try to tell the story about the song with the believability that I've lived it myself and I understand what it's all about.

As far as co-operation with The Hague is concerned it's impossible (to arrest Milosevic) by March 31 without an agreement on the federal level despite the consequences such a move could have.