How would you like to have a father who keeps getting younger looking every year? Do you realize what that can do to a woman?

Ted needs someone to be there 100% of the time. He thinks that's love. It's not love - it's babysitting.

It's never too late - never too late to start over, never too late to be happy.

You don’t learn from successes; you don’t learn from awards; you don’t learn from celebrity; you only learn from wounds and scars and mistakes and failures. And that’s the truth.

Stay curious, keep learning and keep growing. And always strive to be more interested than interesting.

To be a revolutionary you have to be a human being. You have to care about people who have no power.

Telling lies and showing off to get attention are mistakes I made that I don't want my kids to make.

I have a confidence about my life that comes from standing tall on my own two feet.

We are not meant to be perfect; we are meant to be whole

The more you treat yourself positively, the less you'll want or need to be negative.

The glow and energy of the healthy woman is the ultimate beauty, the only beauty that will last.

You must be willing, determined and persistent to achieve your goals

I always thought the biggest failing of Americans was their lack of irony. They are very serious there! Naturally, there are exceptions... the Jewish, Italian, and Irish humor of the East Coast.

Life isn't fair," he said, in his undisguised voice, and for once the Baudelaire orphans agreed with every word the man said.

The key to spontaneous wit is an unburdened mind.

The secret of good writing is telling the truth.

If it isn't on Google, it doesn't exist.

I've been fortunate in that I've been forced to move from zone to zone.

I don't think I've had any great success in predicting politics or social change, nor have I really tried.

I think about dying. I've come to realize we all die alone in one way or another.

The truly free market is the worker's best friend.