How would you like your eggs?" I tried. I really did. But I glanced at his crotch and it came out anyway. "Fertilized?

You can't fix stupid, but you can numb it was a 2 by 4.--T-SHIRT

I stop fighting my inner demons. We're on the same side now. T-shirt

We're like the Three Musketeers, searching for truth and justice and the American way.: Glitch snorted. "More like the Three Blind Mice, stumbling around trying to find a hunk of cheese in the dark.

I went down like a drunken cowgirl trying to line dance to Metallica.

There is a great need for a sarcasm font.

Reyes Farrow. Because perfection is a dirty job, but someone has to do it.

I totally should've gone to Hogwarts when I had the chance.

I lowered the gun but didn’t holster it. Not just yet. She could turn out to be psychotic. Or a door-to-door salesperson.

I meant to behave. There were just too many other options.--T-SHIRT

Chocolate and coffee ? Together ? Whoever came up with that combination should have won a Nobel Peace Prize. Or at least a subscription to Reader's Digest.

The thrust of continuous action is the firewood which fuels motivation.

It takes Passion to bring a Vision to Life.

Seaweed BrainWise Girl

I gave my eardrums to MGM. And it's true: I really did.

Rhythm is our universal mother tongue. It's the language of the soul.

Delaware: a state that has three counties when the tide is out, and two when it is in.

Cambodia wanted no part of SEATO. We would look after ourselves as neutrals and Buddhists.

I think conditions on the ground determine what you need in a particular area.

My husband says, 'Roseanne, don't you think we ought to talk about our sexual problems?' Like I'm gonna turn off Wheel of Fortune for that.