How you make others feel about themselves, says a lot about you.

You have to hurt in order to know. Fall in order to grow. Lose in order to gain. Because most of life's lessons are learned through pain

What is beauty? Is it the way her body's shaped, or the way she's dressed? But if the whole world was blind, how many people would you impress?

A strong man can handle a strong woman. A weak man will say she has an attitude problem

Superheroes allow their capes to hang off their backs; but our Superwomen choose to wrap them around their heads.

Whatever your past may have been, your future is still spotless.

Sometimes Allah withholds something from you, not because you don't deserve it, but because you deserve better!

You will never find true love until you first learn to love Allah

If you're looking for faults use a mirror, not a telescope

If the whole world was blind, how many people would you impress?

Positive things happen when you distance yourself from negative people

The stares were annoying, but I knew they didn’t mean any harm. So, every morning, smiling at them became part of my routine, too.

Every experience is necessary wisdom.

Any person who contributes to prosperity must prosper in turn.

Really, though, I just want to make the kind of comics I wouldn't be embarrassed to read in public.

We need to give them [the Justice Department] as much power as we can without eroding fundamental liberties.

I could not make a move without making love.

Satan probably wouldn't have talked so big if God had been his wife.

Hulga the whole while hollering like a half-slaughtered hog. (Attention, students of literature! Alliteration - have you noticed? - is my least vice.)

Eating bread in Hollywood is a no-no!

"I wouldn't be in your position" - old saw. If there is any political move that I would advocate it would be an alliance between America and Red China, if they'd have us.