Howard Dean dropped out of the race today. At least he can't claim his voice wasn't heard.

According to a new survey, 90% of men say their lover is also their best friend. Which is really kind of disturbing when you consider man's best friend is his dog.

Here's something to think about: How come you never see a headline like 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?

The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn't for any religious reasons. They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

Today is Valentine's Day - or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day!

You can't stay mad at somebody who makes you laugh.

Politics is just show business for ugly people.

CNN found that Hillary Clinton is the most admired woman in America. Women admire her because she's strong and successful. Men admire her because she allows her husband to cheat and get away with it.

I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, 'I'd like some fries.' The girl at the counter said, 'Would you like some fries with that?'

Bush reiterated his stand to conservatives opposing his decision on stem cell research. He said today he believes life begins at conception and ends at execution.

Magic Johnson, former basketball player, may run for mayor of L.A. in the next election. Remember the good 'ol days when only qualified people ran for office like actors and professional wrestlers.

A rare, deep and passionate love.

Every human being is been given some assignment on the earth

I have a theory that if you're famous more years than you're not famous, then you get a little nutty.

Art is anything people do with distinction.

There are no dangerous thoughts; thinking itself is dangerous.

Affliction is the school in which great virtues are acquired, in which great characters are formed.

What a testing of character adversity is.

Kids who drink alcohol, fairly regularly before they're 14 have a 48% chance... of becoming alcoholics.

We're certainly looking forward for consolidating and strengthening the U.S.-Egyptian relationship.

We all want to have a rich and meaningful work life and a fulfilling life beyond work.