However, frat-boy humor is funny and it always will be.

A telephone survey says that 51 percent of college students drink until they pass out at least once a month. The other 49 percent didn't answer the phone.

Strange medical news from Pakistan: A man had a successful organ transplant with a dog. They gave the man a dog's organ. In a related story today, Keith Richards was seen chasing a mailman.

Did you see the statue topple? Bill Clinton got nostalgic seeing something that big in a beret go down.

Democrats were quick to point out that President Bush's budget creates a 1 trillion dollar deficit. The White House quickly responded with 'Hey, look over there, it's Saddam Hussein.'

I enjoyed retirement the right way linguine con vongole, red wine and plenty of truffle cheese.

The prison scandal is really hurting President Bush's poll numbers. In fact, I hear he's already working on his concession smirk.

John Kerry will be the Democratic nominee for president. Democrats finally found someone who is Al Gore without the flash and the sizzle.

The big political news, Arnold Schwarzenegger announced he's running for governor of California, and already, people are chanting, 'Four more vowels, four more vowels.

New rumors that Saddam Hussein is planning to flee to a castle in Libya with 10 billion dollars. Now President Bush doesn't know whether to nuke him or give him a tax cut.

President Bush spent last night calling world leaders to support the war with Iraq and it is sad when the most powerful man on earth is yelling, 'I know you're there, pick up, pick up.

You need a strategy to assume leadership, but only the character can sustain leaders as who they really are.

And it's wrong of you to think that love leaves room for nothing else. It's possible to love something and still condescend to it.

I don't think it's a good attitude in your life to feel that you have to be rich to have self-esteem.

Anything is possible. A man is what he makes up his mind to be.

For me, prose walks, poetry dances.

A Little Birdie Told Me It's Your Birthday! So Enjoy Your Special Day!

Uniqueness is the commodity of glut.

What is a soul? It's like electricity - we don't really know what it is, but it's a force that can light a room.

From as long as I can remember, I was always fond of drawing.

You are NOT what you eat, you are what you digest and assimilate.