Hrabosky looks fierce in that Fu Manchu haircut.

The new Haitian baseball can't weigh more than four ounces or less than five.

Winfield goes back to the wall. He hits his head on the wall and it rolls off! It's rolling all the way back to second base! This is a terrible thing for the Padres!

Sometimes big trees grow out of acorns - I think I heard that from a squirrel.

Hats off to drug abusers everywhere.

Those amateur umpires are certainly flexing their fangs tonight.

He slides into second with a stand-up double.

And Kansas City is at Chicago tonight, or is it Chicago at Kansas City? Well, no matter as Kansas City leads in the eighth 4 to 4.

Hector Torrez, how can you communicate with Enzo Hernandez when he speaks Spanish and you speak Mexican?

There is someone warming up in the Giants' bullpen, but he's obscured by his number.

Ozzie Smith just made another play that I've never seen anyone else make before, and I've seen him make it more often than anyone else ever has.

Brother Cadfael knew better than to be in a hurry, where souls were concerned. There was plenty of elbow-room in eternity.

Don't let anyone tell you, ever, that this is a zero-sum game. Your genius does not threaten me. It delights and inspires me.

Do good in the name of children. Do good in the name of public health.

The measure of a decent human being is how he or she treats the defenseless.

Take less time to read the scorecard and more time to read the hole.

Every man's entitled to hope.

People get real comfortable with their features. Nobody gets comfortable with their hair. Hair trauma. It's the universal thing.

The ultimate for me would be to do a feature that didn't require any narrative structure.

I want to be a good human being. I'm doing my best, and I'm working at it.

Being a journalist got me to meet with children who had witnessed all their beliefs, all their faith in the world collapse.