Huevos up. Swing up to the window, swing back to Al B. Hall, who says, "Bless you, " and would I get him a bottle of Satan's Red-Hot Revenge for the eggs?Sure thing, Pastor.

Revenge of the Giant Grill Man.

You don't understand the power of loss when it first hits you like a baseball coming fast from an out-of-control pitcher....It's the third day after an injury when the pain really starts to throb.

a man who was, as we say in the restaurant business, one taco short of a combo platter.

You think all teenagers care about are musicians and movie stars?Spend some time in Wisconsin.We'll blow your socks off.

And the turtles, of course...all the turtles are free, as turtles and, maybe, all creatures should be.

Their diet is basically boiled vegetables, fish and rice. No fat, no sugar. You notice when you live there that there are no fat people.

Yes, I am a Jew and when the ancestors of the right honorable gentleman were brutal savages in an unknown island, mine were priests in the temple of Solomon.

He wanted me to learn to stand on my own feet, and to make it impossible for me to thank him.

Wounds are the means through which we enter the hearts of other people. They are meant to teach us to become compassionate and wise.

Never doubt or question the power of love or one woman with a shovel.

We're not going to let our companies be raided by other countries where we lose all our jobs, we don't make our product anymore. It's very sad.

The mind is the result of the torments the flesh undergoes or inflicts upon itself.

Potholes and bumps? Welcome to the world. Every road gas them. They're there to be navigated, avoided, driven over, or through to the other side. Don't keep driving into the pothole.

It is only within a free society that the crucial moral features of human life can be protected and preserved