Hulk Hogan, you may be a household word, but so is garbage, and it stinks when it gets old too.

I got this bad allergy - I'm allergic to bullshit.

The saddest moment in a child's life is not when he learns that Santa Claus isn't real, it's when he learns that Vince Russo is.

Rick Steiner is so stupid, he once stayed up all night to study for a urine test.

The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Vince Russo has been there in which case the grass is most likely dead.

Rick Steiner is so stupid, it takes him an hour and a half to watch 60 Minutes.

Vince Russo destroyed the Periodic Table as he only recognises the element of surprise.

I heard last year at [insert name]'s birthday party they had to set up mirrors to make it look like a crowd.

Ladies & Gentelman, the man who tought William Kennedy Smith everything he knows about dating, Sweet Stan Lane!

I like to take advantage of the simple-minded because I can.

Eventually, even a blind squirell will find an acorn.

Do all the work while you still have strength.

You should celebrate the end of a love affair as they celebrate death in New Orleans, with songs, laughter, dancing and a lot of wine.

... just as early industrial capitalism moved the focus of existence from being to having, post-industrial culture has moved that focus from having to appearing.

Whoever wishes to devote himself to painting should begin by cutting out his own tongue

Things that make you weird as a kid will make you great tomorrow.

The organized charity, scrimped and iced, In the name of a cautious, statistical Christ.

I need you more than I need freedom.

Every application will be designed from the ground up to use real identity and friends.

Before passage of this [Federal Reserve] Act, the New York Bankers could only dominate the reserves of New York. Now, we are able to dominate the bank reserves of the entire country.

Chastity is oftener owing to diffidence and shame, than to fortitude of reason or virtue.