Human Beings are the only animals that blush, or need to.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

It is very difficult to live among people you love and hold back from offering them advice.

The patent system was established, I believe, to protect the lone inventor. In this it has not succeeded. … The patent system protects the institutions which favor invention.

I am not God, and I am not judge. Your fate is your own And you need not to budge.

The response closest to the truth was probably something like 'Nothing'

When I thought I was retired, I wanted to travel around the world and watch soccer games.

I've been in a long and happy relationship for 22 years and it's never inspired me to write anything. It's too good - nothing to say. Problems, conflict, that's what makes for good stories.

I love reading books that you can't put down, and they just take you over for a night or a weekend.

I graduated from the University of California, Los Angeles, with an English literature degree and travelled for a year before going to work.

One must be a somebody before they can have an enemy. One must be a force before he can be resisted by another force.

Nobody trusts anyone, or why did they put tilt on a pinball machine.