Human beings, like plans, prove fallible in the presence of those ingredients that are missing in maneuvers - danger, death, and live ammunition.

Nothing so comforts the military mind as the maxim of a great but dead general.

Now according to German logic, a declaration of war was found to be unnecessary because of imaginary bombings

I don't trust my mind for everyday thinking, but I am convinced that it has one very great function, which is to eventually make me aware of astounding things.

Perhaps I am just a coward who loves to laugh at life better than I do cry with it. But when I do get to crying, boy, I can roll a mean tear.

Nature will tell you a direct lie if she can.

He makes it look easy. You wish there was another league he could get called up to.

And for the briefest instant, it almost feels like we're together again.

I believe that there's a way to question authority with manners, with dignity. There's no reason to be rude about it.

Everywhere I go, people know who I am.

The experience of the human race indicates strongly that the only person in abundant supply is the universal incompetent.

Directing teenage actors is like juggling jars of nitro-glycerine: exhilarating and dangerous.

Dissonance cannot be corrected by criticism.