Human nature is like a drunk peasant. Lift him into the saddle on one side, over he topples on the other side.

If you can't fly then run, if you can't run then walk, if you can't walk then crawl, but whatever you do you have to keep moving forward.

Forgiveness is not an occasional act, it is a constant attitude.

The time is always right to do what is right.

I have decided to stick with love. Hate is too great a burden to bear.

The time is always right to do the right thing.

You don't have to see the whole staircase, just take the first step.

The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort and convenience, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy.

Whoever drinks beer, he is quick to sleep; whoever sleeps long, does not sin; whoever does not sin, enters Heaven! Thus, let us drink beer!

I have held many things in my hands, and I have lost them all; but whatever I have placed in God's hands, that I still possess.

God does not need your good works, but your neighbor does.

There's a mathematics to nesting, I'm sure, that explains how length of stay + space available = accumulating way too much stuff.

Life is no more than the repeated fulfilling of a permanent desire.

An angry people cannot create anything that is not imbued with anger.

Dogs are a gift to mankind. They are happy and joyful and loyal by nature. They are pure, positive energy and teach by example. That is all that's required of them.

It is important to know what a person was. But it's more important to know what they are now.

The models have always been the least interesting thing about fashion.

New music? Hell, there's been no new music since Stravinsky.

To marvel at nothing is just about the one and only thing, Numicius, that can make a man happy and keep him that way.

How sad, that the group with the most access to the truth chose in several strategic instances to look the other way.

Drinking is an art, not a sport. You make it a sport, you're dead in the water, you lose everything. It'll kill you, I tell you.