Human nature is pretty well balanced; for every lacking virtue there is a rough substitute that will serve at a pinch--as cunning is the wisdom of the unwise, and ferocity the courage of the coward.

Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.

The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.

War is God's way of teaching Americans geography.

In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.

Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion.

Admiral. That part of a warship which does the talking while the figurehead does the thinking.

Spring beckons! All things to the call respond; the trees are leaving and cashiers abscond.

NEPOTISM, n. Appointing your grandmother to office for the good of the party.

Divorce: a resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries.

Clairvoyant, n.: A person, commonly a woman, who has the power of seeing that which is invisible to her patron - namely, that he is a blockhead.

The really amazing part, to me, was when Florida made it into the Final Four, the Democrats didn't demand a recount.

If OJ Simpson did not have a handgun, Nicole and Ron would still be alive today.

When I was young, I wanted to do something more low-key, like become a drummer in a rock band.

The money I've earned has enabled me to keep my life in my own hands. I had a terrific body, and I got paid for using it.

Some beautiful things are more dazzling when they are still imperfect than when they have been too perfectly crafted.

Guilt is one side of a nasty triangle; the other two are shame and stigma. This grim coalition combines to inculpate women themselves of the crimes committed against them.

We're working with our friends in the Middle East, many of which, as you know, are Muslim majority nations.

Pause and remember - It is never too late to begin again, to forgive someone, to have a dream, to meet someone or to love yourself. It is never too late!

I got offered to do Ben 10. Sue Blu was the [voice] director of that, and I had worked with her - I think she was on Transformers as well. And she was so great.

The day shall not be up so soon as I, To try the fair adventure of tomorrow.