Humans were so stupid. They had something so precious, and they barely safeguarded it at all. They threw away their lives for money, for packets of powder, for a stranger's charming smile.

Going round and around inside a dryer can be fatal, whereas pasta is rarely fatal. Unless Isabelle makes it.

And next time you're planning to injure yourself to get me attention, just remember that a little sweet talk works wonders.

Sarcasm is the last refuge of the imaginatively bankrupt.

It means 'Shadowhunters: Looking Better in Black Than the Widows of our Enemies Since 1234'.

A diary with no drawings of me in it? Where are the torrid fantasies? The romance covers?

Also, I'm sleeping with your mom. Just thought you should know.

No. It is said that the Nephilim are the children of men and angels. All that this angelic heritage has given to us is a longer distance to fall.

There were some memories, though, that never faded.

Declarations of love amuse me. Especially when unrequited.

The meek may inherit the earth, but at the moment it belongs to the conceited. Like me.

It is only when a man tames his own demons that he becomes the king of himself if not of the world.

The idea that we're somehow centrally important to the planet's existence is pretty comical - although I'd like us to be.

If you don't run, you can't win.

I've never seen a man in my life I wanted to marry.

Elizabeth Taylor's so fat she puts mayonnaise on aspirin.

There are some things I'd like to get into in terms of what's important to me.

I think if everyone had the luxury to pursue a life of exactly what they love, we would all be ranked as visionaries and brilliant.

The trouble with cats is that they've got no tact.

Let us preach grace till humility just starts to grow in us.

Overcome the Empyrean; hurl Heaven and Earth out of their places, That in the same calamity Brother and brother, friend and friend, Family and family, City and city may contend.