Humility is the embarrassment you feel when you tell people how wonderful you are.

Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it.

Equal opportunity means everyone will have a fair chance at being incompetent.

Competence, like truth, beauty, and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder.

Don't believe in miracles - depend on them.

An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen today.

Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it away.

When in doubt or danger, run in circles, scream and shout.

A man doesn't know what he knows until he knows what he doesn't know.

There are two kinds of failures: those who thought and never did, and those who did and never thought

Some problems are so complex that you have to be highly intelligent and well informed just to be undecided about them.

It was like a family reunion, watching the movie. It's always a good feeling when I can get a screening for my family.

Play is really the work of childhood.

Feare keepes the garden better then the gardiner.

I die hard but am not afraid to go.

I was always a huge fan of Nora Ephron.

It's only in the seventies that I put the sticks down and I moved to the front.

During difficult economic times, consumers gravitate toward the brands they know, the brands they love and trust.

God asks everything of us, yet at the same time he offers everything to us.

The more you become a connoisseur of gratitude, the less you are a victim of resentment, depression, and despair.

I would rather obey a fine lion, much stronger than myself, than two hundred rats of my own species.