Humor and pathos, tears and laughter are, in the highest expression of human character and achievement, inseparable.

It is better to know some of the questions than all of the answers.

There are two kinds of light - the glow that illuminates, and the glare that obscures.

But what is all this fear of and opposition to Oblivion? What is the matter with the soft Darkness, the Dreamless Sleep?

Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more.

Time is for dragonflies and angels. The former live too little and the latter live too long.

I hate women because they always know where things are.

All men should strive to learn before they die, what they are running from, and to, and why.

Humor is emotional chaos remembered in tranquility.

Let us not look back in anger, nor forward in fear, but around in awareness.

The most dangerous food is wedding cake.

You can do anything…but before you can do anything, you have to do something.

Dictionaries stop where the heart starts.

His targets had little in common, other than that they had somehow aroused his enmity.

Genes are overrated...Genes never helped anybody pick the right foods or hit the gym floor at 6 am. Its you as a person

I let ballplayers yell back at me because I wasn't trying to prove I'm boss. I know I'm boss.

I have opinions about the differences between Memphis barbecue and Texas barbecue. Put me in the kitchen and you'll see how Southern I can be.

Magick comes in many forms, and there are many covert master magicians who are so covert that they don't even know they are magicians.

Picasso obviously viewed his art as a business, which it was. I view my business as an art, which it is.

And too much informayshun can drive a man mad. Too much informayshun becomes just Noise. And it never, never stops.

I miss you when you’re not there. When you’re happy, it makes me happy. But I could say the same thing about Charlie, Jacob. You’re family. I love you, but I’m not in love with you.