Humor is a hole that lets the sawdust out of a stuffed shirt.

If you can't win, make the one ahead of you break the record.

Good men do the most harm.

He said he'd never opened up to anyone... But that confiding in me, was like learning to breathe all over again. I don't know about you, but how do you turn away from that?

The treasures of life are hidden in a book.

I don't want to listen to everybody's problems all the time. And I doubt anybody wants to listen to mine.

I believe you are never past the point of creating opportunities for yourself.

People say I slept with seven miss worlds, I didn't. It was only four, I didn't turn up for the other three

Risk is a function of how poorly a strategy will perform if the 'wrong' scenario occurs.

If all the students who slept through lectures were laid end to end, they'd all be a lot more comfortable. If all the world's a stage, I want to operate the trap door.

How could a state be governed, or protected in its foreign relations if every individual remained free to obey or not to obey the law according to his private opinion.