Humor is a serious thing. I like to think of it as one of our greatest earliest natural resources, which must be preserved at all cost.

It is better to know some of the questions than all of the answers.

There are two kinds of light - the glow that illuminates, and the glare that obscures.

But what is all this fear of and opposition to Oblivion? What is the matter with the soft Darkness, the Dreamless Sleep?

Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more.

Time is for dragonflies and angels. The former live too little and the latter live too long.

I hate women because they always know where things are.

All men should strive to learn before they die, what they are running from, and to, and why.

Humor is emotional chaos remembered in tranquility.

Let us not look back in anger, nor forward in fear, but around in awareness.

The most dangerous food is wedding cake.

There is madness in the mind.

What we need, is a break out. Out of our lives, out of Seattle, out of the dumb script of girl.

Love is more than an emotion, it is a decision.

It is necessary to learn how to do a systems analysis of your life, to learn about the effects of places, people, jobs. There are millions of things that go into the study of meditation.

Developing a compiler was a logical move; but in matters like this, you don't run against logic - you run against people who can't change their minds.

Hardworking men and women deserve not only job security, but also a paycheck when they need to take time off to care for a loved one.

There is more than one kind of freedom," said Aunt Lydia. "Freedom to and freedom from. In the days of anarchy, it was freedom to. Now you are being given freedom from. Don't underrate it.

What's disgusting about the Dirty Harry movies is that Eastwood plays this angry tension as righteous indignation.

I don't know why anyone would want to study the expansion of the universe.

Oh, come on. I have to know about the who-do voodoo that you do. (Nick)