Humor is a way to deal with stresses. It is a way to cope.

It's really hard to figure out what they need to know. And that's parenting, in general. It's hard to figure out what would benefit your kids and what would just make them needlessly frightened.

Americans in any century can be too inclined to accept consultant-crafted images of flesh-and-blood people.

Each day the sun kisses the day goodnight yet no two days are alike.

The U.S. automotive industry has been selling cars the same way for over 100 years, and there are many laws in place to govern exactly how that is to be accomplished.

Don't talk to us like we ignint!

I like pork chops and country ham, creamed potatoes, stuff like that. Redeye gravy. It comes from ham, bacon, stuff like that. It's the grease that you fry it in. I eat a lot of Jell-O. Fruit Jell-O.

I'm a control freak. I'm defensive. And I'm an egomaniac. That's true about me.

The Grammys used me for ratings. And they were up 18 percent!

It's been my belief that learning how to do something in your hometown is the most important thing.

Wind is one of the greatest scams of the modern age.

People say you cant teach writing, but I think thats nonsense.