Humor is healing.

You take away all the other luxuries in life, and if you can make someone smile and laugh, you have given the most special gift: happiness.

It's all I have left in my life, caffeine and a poodle.

I love strong women, not only in life but in craft.

I would probably be a teacher if I weren't a comedian.

My whole life, I've been telling jokes.

It's fun to play people who are flawed.

I believe it's a real tedious hostage negotiation to have a marriage be what it is.

There's a black man inside of me just trying to make bail.

I was very, very large as a kid and never athletic, and my home life was a little upside down and I never felt comfortable.

I think we love watching people that are flawed because we're all flawed.

Do you like him much?'I told you I liked him a little. Where is the use of caring for him so very much: he is full of faults.'Is he?'All boys are.

The people who know nothing about music are the ones always talking about it.

Fair tresses man's imperial race ensnare; And beauty draws us with a single hair.

Is there a phrase in the English language more fraught with menace than a tax audit?

This is the place of places and and it is here.

After I'd been a lawyer for about five or six years, I started playing around with fiction.

In love it is only the commencement that charms. I am not surprised that we find pleasure in frequently recommencing.

Sophia Loren is not a citizen.

Prejudice is a great time-saver. You can form opinions without having to get the facts. Prejudice not being founded on reason cannot be removed by argument.

Once you're a mom, whether you're kids are next to you or far away from you, you're always a mom.