Humor is just another defense against the universe.

My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives.

As long as the world is turning and spinning, we're gonna be dizzy and we're gonna make mistakes.

I've been accused of vulgarity. I say that's bullshit.

If you stand on a soapbox and trade rhetoric with a dictator you never win.

Hope for the Best. Expect the worst. Life is a play. We're unrehearsed.

Life literally abounds in comedy if you just look around you.

If presidents can't do it to their wives, they do it to their country.

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.

I don't know what to say so I'll just say what's in my heart...badoom, badoom, badoom.

My favorite expression is: When you go up to the bell, ring it ? or don't go up to the bell.

Yes. I appreciate the helpful and long spreadsheet with all the many places you can't go.

Every society honours its live conformists and its dead troublemakers.

She's the princess. She commanded and I obeyed!"-Loki "You don't obey a suicide mission!"-Finn

If worthless men are sometimes at the head of affairs, it is, I believe, because worthless men are at the tail and the middle

A finished work is exactly that, requires resurrection.

Everything can be temporary, except us.

Certainly the people who are close to me are happier. They feel freer.

Besides, you're a cat. It's your nature to think you're the center of the universe.

Better have failed in the high aim, as I, Than vulgarly in the low aim succeed As, God be thanked! I do not.

Run towards that very thing that you fear, because there's amazing blessings on the other side.