Humor is man's greatest blessing.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

Everyone has a story to tell, so why not let me put it on paper!

Nothing in this life will bring true meaning and happiness apart from God.

If you can't sit in a cafe quietly and be ignored, how can you observe human nature and write a story?

Old people, with other old people, are not so old.

I could see myself in a white nurse's uniform, working unnoticed for many years and at last dying, unknown, unmarried and unsung.

I don't even sing in the shower.

We played well all the way until, like, the second quarter.

Most of all, I discovered that in order to succeed with a product, you must truly get to know your customers and build something for them.

Branding is quite an important thing. As an artist, you want to be able to explore facets of yourself.

We are the buffoons of our children.