Humor is the affectionate communication of insight.

The first printed mention of bagels... is to be found in the Community Regulations of Kracow, Poland, for the year 1610 which stated that bagels would be given as a gift to any woman in childbirth.

We see things as we are, not as they are.

I learned that it is the weak who are cruel, and that gentleness is to be expected only from the strong.

What's green, hangs on a wall and whistles? [A Herring]

Money can't buy happiness, but neither can poverty.

The purpose of life is to matter, to be productive, to have it make a difference that you lived at all-using the talents that God has given you for the betterment of others.

The purpose of life is not to be happy, the purpose of life is to matter.

I sometimes think there is a dimension beyond the four of experience and Einstein: insight, that fifth dimension which promises to liberate us from bondage to the long, imperfect past

A conservative is one who admires radicals centuries after they're dead.

If at first you don't succeed, before you try again, stop to figure out what you did wrong.

The most liberating feeling in the world is to not give the negative opinions of others any traction.

So much is asked of parents, and so little is given.

Democratic Socialism devolves into totalitarian Socialism and eventually into full on Communism as people resist statism.

Don’t have the veins bulging in your biro.

Games lubricate the body and the mind.

People don't want lots and lots of single purpose devices. They do not want to have to learn how to set up something for photos, another thing for music, another thing for video.

All the sorrow, all the bitterness, all the sadness, I forget them and ignore them in the joy of working.

Less than 5% of cancers are related to genes. 95% are influenced by your lifestyle. You are the author of your biological story.

School is a drill for the battle of life. If you fail in the drill you will fail in the battle.

I love going to weddings. And I love it when my friends get married. I'm not against marriage but it's just not for me. I'm a vegetarian, but I don't have a problem if you want a hamburger.