Humor is the good natured side of a truth.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence.

There is always a light somewhere in the darkness to guide you to happiness.

...then he stretched himself alongside her to smoke a cigarette with all the ceremony of an opium dreamer.

I love watching people's dreams come true.

I want a guy I can go hiking with, who wants to do outdoorsy stuff. It's so much fun to be out in nature and who better to do that with than the person you're dating?

It would perhaps be nice to be alternately the victim and the executioner.

Like an ox-cart driver in monsoon season or the skipper of a grounded ship, one must sometimes go forward by going back.

What's the point of doing something good if nobody's watching.

In every death is a celebration; in every ecstasy, one little death.

Barking dogs don't bite, but they themselves don't know it.