Humor is the truth wit is an exaggeration of the truth.

If any of you cry at my funeral I'll never speak to you again.

If you had a face like mine, you'd punch me right on the nose, and I'm just the fella to do it.

I had a dream that I was awake and I woke up to find myself asleep.

Humor is the truth; wit is an exaggeration of the truth.

You can lead a horse to water, but a pencil must be led.

I feel like dying when I'm helpless

I had a dream I was awake and I woke up to find myself asleep.

It's just a bad day, not a bad life.

I guess the internet and the power of people finding things out for themselves is great.

I always like to have an atlas just so that I can find things out. It's always good to have an almanac; those sort of things.

I've lost many of my best friends... I'm going to satisfy myself now, not the critics, not even my friends.

I don't believe in the reality of painting, so I use different styles like clothes: it's a way to disguise myself.

I will go anywhere, anytime, to meet with anyone to find common ground.

Returning to the source is stillness. It is returning to one's fate. Returning to one's fate is eternal.

If the American military begins to withdrawal, there will be no need for these armed groups.

"When are we going to get going?" Chris says. "What's your hurry?" I ask. "I just want to get going." "There's nothing up ahead that's any better than it is right here."

One afternoon late in October of the year 1697, Euclide Auclair, the philosopher apothecary of Quebec, stood on the top of Cap Diamant gazing down the broad, empty river far beneath him.