Humor levels the playing field. I understood that early on - that was something I had.

Humor is basically a cognitive process. And it's a creative process not only on the part of the cartoonist but on the part of the viewer.

There is no Algorithm for Humor

While the end-of-the-world scenario will be rife with unimaginable horrors, we believe that the pre-end period will be filled with unprecedented opportunities for profit.

Im pretty adept with computers and Photoshop for my blog, and I found my style with a conversational voice and an image-ready column.

If you have any problems at all, don't hesitate to shut up.

I do find that humor helps in relationships. It certainly helps in my marriage now because I'm a very, very fallible person. And if I wasn't funny I'd be kicked right out the door.

The digital realm give cartoons and cartoonists more possibilities for exposure.

There is humor that's just whimsy, that we smile at, but the humor that we laugh at, someone has to be - someone's dignity has to be reduced.

Each cartoon needs the right amount of wrong.

There are no cartoons about happy marriages.

If you are doing what you love to do and on the way helping the humanity, then you are a success.

I think that dating other musicians can be complicated at times. Especially when they think highly of themselves.

Abundance is scooped from abundance yet abundance remains.

I'm going to be 50 soon. I'm single, I'm looking for something meaningful. By the time you've been single for quite a long time, you can get quite specific about what you can and can't put up with.

If you think what you see on TV is prejudiced, it is. Follow your instincts.

Live life when you have it. Life is a splendid gift-there is nothing small about it.

..all I left with was the magnitude of my mistake, of my missing you. And I have to watch you from this distance, watch you achieve your dreams, live what seemed like this perfect life.

You can call me Agent Mickelson,' he told me with a smile. 'What about you? Is Max short for something? Maxine?' 'No, Dean. It's just Max.

I don't think anybody does anything anymore without commenting on why they're doing it or making fun of it as they're doing it.

I help relationships come to an end or help them go to the next level. It can be boyfriend or girlfriend, or if you want to quit your job.