Humor must be one of the chief attributes of God. Plants and animals that are distinctly humorous in form and characteristics are God's jokes.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

God is the Knower and not the sufferer of pain.

Hate when hate acquaints the burns

Look for the heart of a tradition in the actions of its humble servants and selfless teachers. Listen and let the teachings be borne out, or set aside, based on your experience.

I feel completely free to do whatever I want and how I want to do it. I feel unburdened by my past.

The Obama presidency, and liberalism in general, are based on not trusting the American people - a belief that big government is better for people.

If you want to destroy a nation, give it too much - make it greedy, miserable and sick.

The paintings live because their creator has been passionately attentive to their theme, and his attention has left something for us to look at. It seems a sort of miracle.

She grabbed his face and pulled him into a kiss, which effectively shut him up.

The way to have a company that executes well is you have to execute well yourself.

For a director and a producer to be named on the writing credits is practically unheard of.