Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

It is even possible to be a martyr for the Faith and yet not love Jesus Christ.

Muhammad established a religion by putting his enemies to death; Jesus Christ by commanding his followers to lay down their lives.

Every morning the cuisinier must start again at zero, with nothing on the stove. That is what real cuisine is all about.

If you haven't had your life what have you had?

The team is the star, never an individual player.

The best way I know of to win an argument is to start by being in the right.

Prudence therefore consists in knowing how to distinguish degrees of disadvantage.

Black illusion is all I ever see.

It often requires more courage to read some books than it does to fight a battle.

So then I though I'd make some plans, but Fire thought she'd really rather be Water instead.