Humor's an excellent way to make a point more palatable and/or relatable.

I believe that I have such a vanilla life.

I still believe in the Holy Trinity, except now it's Target, Trader Joe's, and IKEA.

I'm the person who says every single thing she thinks, sometimes to others' amusement, and almost always to my detriment.

No matter how happy anyone is with their choices, I believe it's human nature to wonder about the path not taken.

As a reader, I notice political views regardless of whether or not the book is fiction. What annoys me is when said views do nothing to advance the narrative.

In real life, I tend to yell at people a lot. Not because I'm bossy or mean, but because I'm frustrated.

I don't mean to get all religious here, but I'm pretty sure key lime martinis (with a graham cracker & sugar rim) are proof that Jesus loves us.

Fortunately, all it takes for us to be of one mind is some buttercream frosting.

For the record? I have never been her baby. In fact, I reject the notion of coming out of her body. I prefer to believe I was hatched, or perhaps purchased.

Ambien might have mentally just tossed my salad. WITH CROUTONS.

Poor are those who have eyes but cannot see... ☥

A product in the marketplace is the result of thought in an inner space and action more than the common place.

Every time I've done something that doesn't feel right it's ended up not being right.

If nominated I will not accept if elected I will not serve.

For people to understand me when I travel, I speak with my hands.

It is said that friendship between women is only a suspension of hostilities.

The greatest DJ is one who can live within the formula and make it sound .... as if he producing and pulling the music all by himself.

As far as the country is concerned, we have tremendous potential, but we're not using it.

I've done a lot of partying in my time because I didn't want to go home and I didn't know what to do.

As a young child, I played the violin. I think that that started the spark