Humor springs from rage, hay fever, overdue rent and miscellaneous hell.

If a cat does something, we call it instinct; if we do the same thing, for the same reason, we call it intelligence.

Armadillos make affectionate pets, if you need affection that much.

Orangutans teach us that looks are not everything-but warned near it.

The Chameleon's face reminded Aristotle of a Baboon. Aristotle wasn't much of a looker himself.

The Love bird is one hundred percent faithful to his mate-who is locked into the same cage.

The stork is voiceless because there is really nothing to say.

To the seeing eye life is mostly Sparrows.

Some people lose all respect for the lion unless he devours them instantly. There is no pleasing some people.

Aristotle taught that the brain exists merely to cool the blood and is not involved in the process of thinking. This is true only of certain persons.

A hermit is simply a person to whom civilization has failed to adjust itself.

You are the decision you make. The things you do. The people you love and who love you. They're the things that really make you who you are.

When two or more hearts unite, anything is possible.

A Brand is what a Business/Person does… a Reputation is what people Remember and Share.

No matter what happens in a child's home, no matter what other social and economic factors may impede a child, there's no question in my mind that a first-rate school can transform almost everything.

I love baseball. I love watching baseball. As a broadcaster, I get to watch the best 700 players put on the uniform year after year. That, to me, is exciting.

It makes no difference if I burn my bridges behind me - I never retreat.

A man's character is the reality of himself; his reputation, the opinion others have formed about him; character resides in him, reputation in other people; that is the substance, this is the shadow.

You should never take responsibility for more children than you can give attention to.

Mathematics is less related to accounting than it is to philosophy.

You have all played a significant part in my development of loving. As a result, my life has been rich and full, so I leave feeling very grateful.