Humor was a good way to hide the pain.

You must forge your own path for it to mean anything.

Yeah, well. I don’t try to be awesome. It just comes natural.

What about a compromise? I’ll kill them first, and if it turns out they were friendly, I’ll apologize.

I'm Dylan. I'm so cool. I want to date myself, but I don't know how! You want to date me instead? You're so lucky!

Leo. Jason said, you're wierd. Yeah, you tell me that a lot. Leo grinned. But if you don't remember me, that means I can reuse all my old jokes. Come on!

My point is that love is the most powerful motivator in the world. It spurs mortals to greatness. Their noblest, bravest acts are done for love.

Leo: I'm almost out of gas! Woah, that came out wrong. I meant the burning kind!

That's it, cupcake. You're going down.

If possible, try to avoid pushing each other over the edge, as that would cause me extra paperwork.

Don't dwell on things. Don't stay in one place too long. It was the only way to stay ahead of sadness.

Why women choose to dress like this on a regular basis baffles me. It weighs so much. And then they add those high shoes? I will never understand Ladies, ” Rose commented

We've switched from a culture that was interested in manufacturing, economics, politics - trying to play a serious part in the world - to a culture that's really entertainment-based.

Freedom can exist only in the society of knowledge. Without learning, men are incapable of knowing their rights.

I spend most of my money on beer, the rest I just waste.

Love decreases when it ceases to increase.

If our love were but more simple, We should take Him at His word; And our lives would be all sunshine In the sweetness of the Lord.

During the 1960s, we used twice as much oil as during the 1950s. And in each of those decades, more oil was consumed than in all of mankind's previous history.

But in the end our government usually - not unfailingly - is responsive to the people; and usually - not always - will try to do what is right.

I was a loud child, and if my mother sang to me, I would be quiet.

Making films is much more difficult than people imagine, and so the experience of actually directing them is not one I've ever relished.