Humor writers:1) Write2) Laugh3) Laugh when they write4) Write when they laugh

It is the same in life: sometimes it is more difficult to make a scene than to die.

To reflect God’s image is a lifestyle

Even though my father was a radio comedian, it wasn't cool to say, at a young age, 'I want to be a comedian.'

Technology will mirror the culture and the psychology creating it. We need new psychological scaffolding to work with. Less fear and more optimism.

When I went to Brooklyn in 1948 Jackie Robinson was at the height of his brilliant career.

Fight to preserve these traits of civilization, that made us go forward.

We're twins, and so we love each other more than other people.

I don't think jogging is healthy, especially morning jogging. If morning joggers knew how tempting they looked to morning motorists, they would stay home and do sit-ups.

Someone has remarked that 'An ideal math talk should have one proof and one joke and they should not be the same'.

Civilization has taught us to eat with a fork, but even now if nobody is around we use our fingers.