Humour is...the all-consoling and...the all-excusing, grace of life.

You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.

Failures are finger posts on the road to achievement.

I know lots of people who are educated far beyond their intelligence.

It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato.

There's no such thing as being too Southern.

The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity.

Baptists never make love standing up. They're afraid someone might see them and think they're dancing.

It's better to have died a small child than to be a politician who gets caught in a scandal during a slow news month.

You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, 'What's in it for me?'

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.

I don't care if you fall off your broom as long as you catch the Snitch first.

It would be easier for me to reject all established values, if I knew what they were.

I have had the most wonderful time on 'EastEnders' and I will miss you all. The show has changed my life and I want you all to continue the good work, because I'll be at home watching you.

As a world leader, America must be prepared to confront any challenge.

I don't want my daughter to think she has to deprive herself to be pretty...It's all about balance and I can teach that best by living it.

It has been said that a bride's attitude towards her betrothed can be summed up in three words: Aisle. Alter. Hymn.

I celebrate the spirit of Christmas. It's the winter solstice celebration, rebirth and new possibilities.

Everyone knows that not all change is good or even necessary. But in a world that is constantly changing, it is to our advantage to learn how to adapt and enjoy something better.

To prevent disease or to cure it, the power of Truth, of divine Spirit, must break down the dream of the material senses.

Advertising is like learning - a little is a dangerous thing.