Hunting after happiness is like hunting after a lost sheep in the wilderness--when you find it, the chances are that it is a skeleton.

Laughter is the fireworks of the soul.

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.

Health is like money, we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it.

The miser and the glutton are two facetious buzzards: one hides his store, and the other stores his hide.

Never work before breakfast; if you have to work before breakfast, eat your breakfast first.

Be like a postage stamp. Stick to one thing until you get there.

Consider the postage stamp: its usefulness consists in the ability to stick to one thing till it gets there.

The wheel that squeaks the loudest is the one that gets the grease.

Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope.

The happiest time in any man's life is when he is in red-hot pursuit of a dollar with a reasonable prospect of overtaking it.

The way to my heart shattered when you left me, but I was glad because your memories were invulnerable, locked inside my heart.

It is absurd to ape our betters.

Most plagiarists, like the drone, have neither taste to select, industry to acquire, nor skill to improve, but impudently pilfer the honey ready prepared, from the hive.

Star Trek is perhaps the best thing that ever happened to me, in a career sense.

There are genuinely sufficient resources in the world to ensure that no one, nowhere, at no time, should go hungry.

Gene Wilder often said that his job as an actor wasn't to make something funny but to make it real.

Kundalini is your Mother. She has been with you for ages and She has been waiting for this day when you could get your Realization.

Truth is within ourselves. There is an inmost center in us all, where the truth abides in fullness.

Birth is not the beginning, Death is not the end.

Failure doesn't come from falling down, failure comes from not getting up