Hunting is the last perfect thing.

If you want to save a species, simply decide to eat it. Then it will be managed - like chickens, like turkeys, like deer, like Canadian geese.

Vegetarians are cool. All I eat are vegetarians - except for the occasional mountain lion steak.

Look what venison does to a goofy guitar player from Detroit? I'm going to be 54 this year and if I had any more energy I'd scare you.

My idea of fast food is a mallard.

The government is so out of control. It is so bloated and infested with fraud and deceit and corruption and abuse of power.

There will come a time when the gun owners of America, the law-abiding gun owners of America, will be the Rosa Parks and we will sit down on the front seat of the bus, case closed.

Where you have the most armed citizens in America, you have the lowest violent crime rate. Where you have the worst gun control, you have the highest crime rate.

I didn't invent the middle finger, but I perfected the use of it.

I'm Beginning To Wonder If It Would Have Been Best Had The South Won The Civil War.

I'm the gun guy, a loud guitar Dirty Harry with a ponytail.

We are always works in progress. You will hurt people you love, and help people you detest. This is called being a human and it happens to everyone.

There was no way in hell I was going to jeopardize my baby for my show.

The newest is but the oldest made visible to our senses.

Now, my mom always said two wrongs don't make a right. But she never said anything about four wrongs, and that always left me confused.

Wickedness was like food: once you got started it was hard to stop; the gut expanded to take in more and more.

In all the years together You've shared joy, and contentment too Long may it continue In the years ahead, for the both of you

We do not necessarily improve with age: for better or worse we become more like ourselves.

In Christ and through Christ man has acquired full awareness of his dignity.

He never complicates a desire by overthinking it, unlike Mirabelle, who spins a cocoon around an idea until it is immobile.

I've been criticised for writing in too complex a manner for younger people.