Hurricane Katrina was caused by political correctness. I said it!

When a black person has no electricity, no water, they call it the ghetto. When white people have no electricity and no water, they call it camping.

I'm glad Hurricane Katrina happened. It taught us an important lesson: black people can't swim.

If you ain't laughing, you ain't living, baby.

Dee Dee Dee dosen't mean mentally retarded. It means stupid. This song goes out to all the stupid people out there. Your gonna find this song hilarious, and you don't even know it's about you.

I'll admit it, the Holocaust was definitely a bad thing, but do we really need Jewish people around? They have big noses. I said it! I said it!

When white people wear baggy clothing and speak gibberish they're homeless, when black people wear baggy clothing and speak gibberish they're called rappers.

Like my father I, too, was born in Central America - Nebraska.

I'll know America is in bad shape when Cubans in Miami get in the water and swim back to Cuba.

We celebrate Labor Day by not going to work?

My brain is very simple. Like when you break everything down. I see things in a simple way. And that simplicity for some reason becomes funny to other people because they don't look at it that way.

Self-confidence and self-will are the strength for a sacred accomplishments.

While there is perhaps a province in which the photograph can tell us nothing more than what we see with our own eyes, there is another in which it proves to us how little our eyes permit us to see.

I thought, I need to be more cautious about my choices - it reflects on who I am.

Inevitably in any work you do I think that there is a sense of continuity, and I like that.

It's these parallel universes when someone you love is sick. Your world is this completely foreign place involving radiation and tumor markers. Outside, people are buying sweaters.

I might not be a good socialist, any more than I'm a good Christian, but I am one.

Viewed narrowly, all life is universal hunger and an expression of energy associated with it.

We write because we believe the human spirit cannot be tamed and should not be trained.

Pop music allows you to be who you are without having to wear a social uniform or to conform, which some people find impossible to do.

My dream holiday would be a) a ticket to Amsterdam b) immunity from prosecution and c) a baseball bat.