Hurried and worried until we're buried, and there's no curtain call, Lifes a very funny proposition after all.

Ladies and gentlemen, my mother thanks you, my father thanks you, my sister thanks you, and I thank you!

Ev'ry heart beats true 'neath the Red, White and Blue

I don't care what you say about me, as long as you say something about me, and as long as you spell my name right.

As a composer I could never find use for over 4 or 5 notes in any musical number, and as a playwright most of my plays have two acts because i couldn't think of an idea for the third act.

Don't tell 'em - SHOW 'em!

I can write better plays than any living danced, and dance better than any living playwright.

Whatever you do kid, always serve it with a little dressing.

I don't care what they call me as long as they mention my name.

Hurried and worried until we're buried and there's no curtain call Life's a very funny proposition after all.

My purpose is: What Lord? Where Lord? When Lord? Yes Lord!

Before VCRs, people used to decorate the tops of their TVs with family photos.

Now, comrades, what is the nature of this life of ours? Let us face it: our lives are miserable, laborious, and short.

... and my love stays bitterly glowing, spasms of it will not sleep, and I am helpless and thirsty and need shade but there is no one to cover me- not even God.

If we added up the killed and wounded from the Democrat wars in this country, it would be about 1.6 million Americans.

No man's fortune can be an end worthy of his being.

I think I'd be depressed if everything were nearly all known, but I don't feel any danger of that happening.

I'm European, I wake up in heels.

My father was a deeply committed humanitarian. He was a fighter for social justice. He was spirited in the deepest sense.

Sit with those who love Allah, for that enlightens the mind.