Hurry up and learn patience.

Ketchup left overnight on dinner plates has a longer half-life than radioactive waste.

Never trust a woman whose father calls her 'Princess'. Chances are she believes it.

There is no such thing as a self-cleaning oven.

A $20 haircut hardly ever lasts longer than a $5 haircut.

Seek but provision of bread and wine, fools to flatter, and clothing fine; and nothing of God shall ever be thine.

The chief beneficiary of life insurance policies for young, single people is the life insurance agent.

There is nothing personal about a personal ad.

They aren't kidding when they say, "Wash Whites separately.

Always take an extra quarter to the laundry room.

If you have to learn it from a self-help book, you may be beyond help.

Try again. Fail again. Fail better.

In the midst of winter, I find within me the invisible summer...

Don’t despair nowyou fell in love with the maskand not what was behindit touched the chords inside your heartand made it beatand now that you have seen behind itdon’t despair

All men have a soul.

I am thrilled to be able to bring my vision of beauty to others who may be inspired by it.

There are two kinds of secrets: those we keep from others and those we hide from ourselves.

Once causes are determined, then there is talk of "social injustice" and the privileged begin to resist.

I remain close to my people. I keep singing with them.

I smacked her, cracked her, put her in a full nelson.

It was fascinating listening to this wonderful biologist, Sarah Allen Miller, speak of her relationship to these beings for 20 years.