Husbands and wives quarrel a lot more than anyone thinks, and it's oftener about little things than big ones.

Anyone who pretends not to be interested in money is either a fool or a knave.

if you cannot get what you want, common sense suggests that you should put your mind to wanting what you can get.

Things you can't understand are always the hardest to bear. To know why is the first step to consolation.

there are virtues which are very well in the abstract, but which, encountered in the flesh, can be a source of extreme irritation.

Take things as they come. Take things as they are. What does it matter? There's one end to everything.

When you've just made the most complete fool of yourself, you feel the need of a specially high horse to ride.

Any road is bound to arrive somewhere if you follow it far enough

A lie that is half a truth is ever the hardest to fight.

One cannot withdraw from the life of the community. Injury to one member of it cannot fail to be the concern of all.

Nobody likes to be accused of a virtue.

Participating in the newest communications technologies becomes compulsory if you want to remain part of the culture.

What is best in music is not to be found in the notes.

All businesses, including gasoline stations and restaurants, should close ever Sunday... by force of legislative fiat through the duly elected officials of the people.

I guess I'm not that aware of such a big fan base. I have a few core people who write me no matter what I'm doing, but I hardly have sacks of mail being dropped on my door!

I have often heard it said that the Irish are too ready to forgive. It is a noble failing.

If God is playing hide and seek with us, I must confess that I am quite bored with this childish game!

Everyone has setbacks. I'm no different. I happen to have no legs. That's pretty much the fact.

Depression is when you think there's nothing to be done. Fortunately I always think there's something to be done.

I've just opened a show in Florida, although I also have many pieces on display around the world.

A gentleman can live through anything.