Hypnosis. You know, I'm not a big fan of that bark like a chicken, cluck like a dog stuff.

I'm just a surfer who wanted to build something that would allow me to surf longer.

Three most important things in life, surf, surf and surf.

Second guessing a decision is a waste of time.

Does it say 'Colonel' anywhere on my uniform?

I'd like to apologize in advance for anything I may say or do that could be construed as offensive as I slowly go nuts!

I remembered something. There's a man. He is bald and wears a short sleeve shirt. And somehow, he is important to me... I think his name is... Homer.

Never in the history of boredom has anyone been more bored than I am right now.

To be honest, I wouldn't mind one last jaunt through the old orifice.

What kind of archaeologist carries a weapon?

How many times have I told you, don't get caught by the bad guys!

Life-long learning is the modus of keeping your brain…your thoughts…your ideas…engaged in a quest for knowledge that enriches and expands the mind with a constant thirst for wisdom.

Three great actions: To do what is right, To love mercy, and To walk humbly with Yahweh.

Be grateful. You only have this one life and it will be as beautiful as you make it

I would rather start a family than finish one.

Money will determine whether the accused goes to prison or walks out of the courtroom a free man.

Since about 1980 Kenny Werner has been one of jazz’s unsung heroes

Come, drink the mystic wine of Night, Brimming with silence and the stars; While earth, bathed in this holy light, Is seen without its scars.

Let us never cease to feel compassion for those in want. Let us never tire of helping victims of injustice and oppression. He who puts his faith in the restoration of human dignity cannot be wrong.

I believe that if we want our children to understand the world beyond their classroom, we must bring the world into their classroom.

The best investment you can make, is an investment in yourself... The more you learn, the more you'll earn.