Hypocrisy is the necessary burden of villainy.

Cucumber should be well sliced, dressed with pepper and vinegar, and then thrown out.

The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good.

Curiosity is one of the most permanent and certain characteristics of a vigorous intellect.

Kindness is in our power, even when fondness is not.

When a man knows he is to be hanged in a fortnight, it concentrates his mind wonderfully.

Classical quotation is the parole of literary men all over the world.

A man who uses a great many words to express his meaning is like a bad marksman who, instead of aiming a single stone at an object, takes up a handful and throws at it in hopes he may hit.

There are minds so impatient of inferiority that their gratitude is a species of revenge, and they return benefits, not because recompense is a pleasure, but because obligation is a pain.

When a man is tired of London, he is tired of life; for there is in London all that life can afford.

He who has so little knowledge of human nature as to seek happiness by changing anything but his own disposition will waste his life in fruitless efforts.

I would rather burn out than rust out.

Lord if any have to die this day let it be me for I am ready.

There are people all over the world starving and here we are trying to get pot delivered for free; we felt kind of guilty.

For the first two years of a child's life, we spend every waking hour tryibg to get the child to communicate. Then we spend the rest of our lives trying to figure out how we can reverse the process.

Man, a hybrid of plant and ghost.

Asian girls are so natural and beautiful. I guess they don't like to wear make up

Take care with the end as you do with the beginning

I speak a little Spanish, so I'm able to communicate.

Without zest, what is life? Just waiting for death?