I, I don't think anybody's continually happy, uh, except idiots, you know. You know, you have to have little moments of depression.

I wonder how anybody can think his personality changes with his success. I've had quite a bit of success but I feel that I'm just the same person as I always was.

And during my college, at the end of the junior year I worked in a mine.

It just happened that the public happened to, uh, appreciate the satirical quality of these crazy things.

Uh, I just had an operation last March which was rather serious and I'm recuperating now. I'm on a very bland diet. But, uh, I'm lucky, I was just lucky, that's all.

No matter how thin you slice it it's still baloney.

And, uh, I've got about six thousand cartoons up there, also books and papers.

I didn't write because in the corps I took mining engineering of all things and, you know, they, they graduate a mining engineer as a sort of an illiterate.

Naturally, I'm conservative; I'm a Republican. I always was.

I didn't have any real art training, but when I was about twelve nad thirteen, another boy and I went to a sign painter's house every Friday night and took lessons.

Yeah, yeah. I, I don't think I'm always right. But I don't think young people are always right, either.

Love without hope will not survive.Love without faith changes nothing.Love gives power to hope and faith.

It is not how many times we get lost, but how many times we seek the path, again and again, that determines our level of consciousness.

We should go forward in courts and Congress with investigations into post-9/11 interrogations and the decisions leading to them.

I hope you have lost your good looks, for while they last any fool can adore you, and the adoration of fools is bad for the soul.

For if we take the ages into our account, may there not be a civilization going on among brutes as well as men?

Its not just a smile of momentary happiness. When it disappears from my face, it will stay with me.

Living alone is good for privacy, bad for full-scale cooking and moving heavy furniture.

I don't want to be the next Mark Spitz; I want to be the first Michael Phelps

A plodding diligence brings us sooner to our journey's end than a fluttering way of advancing by starts.

The trouble with women in an orchestra is that if they're attractive it will upset my players and if they're not it will upset me.