I'M SIGNIFICANT!!! ... Say's the dust speck.

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.

Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.

That's the difference between me and the rest of the world. Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria!

Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.

What fun is it being cool if you can't wear a sombrero?

We all have different desires and needs, but if we don't discover what we want from ourselves and what we stand for, we will live passively and unfulfilled.

When birds burp, it must taste like bugs.

The truth is, most of us discover where we are headed when we arrive.

There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do.

Selling out is usually more a matter of buying in. Sell out, and you’re really buying into someone else’s system of values, rules and rewards.

It takes wisdom, power and influence to be able to make a positive impact on what goes on in society and in the nation as a whole.

Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God.

Remember that everything that is good, whatever it’s origin, comes from the holy spirit.

There is one who kisses and the other who offers a cheek.

I know great songwriters. Fred Neil would come up when he was in L.A., we all used to hang out. He would sit there and sing, and we would just melt. I mean, we would go to his recording sessions.

I hunger for the bread of God, the flesh of Jesus Christ ...; I long to drink of his blood, the gift of unending love.

I've been 6'4'' since I was 12. Goofy is somewhere in the lexicon.

I just wanted to be like my dad, Jesus. He was a good shortstop.

When I was 7, my proudest possession would have been my bookshelf - 'cause I'd alphabetized all of the books on my bookshelf.

The possession of wealth confers honor; it is an invidious distinction.